Saturday, November 15, 2008

And the Holidays aren't even here yet!?!?

It's been a crazy time around here, with some minor family issues to be dealt with. Last Sunday I get a phone call around 9am from my mom, informing me that instead of leaving Tuesday for their fall trip, they were leaving immediately, and were we ready to take their pets? So we anticipated their arrival for 3pm, and waited. And waited. And waited. Turns out, they broke down in Brooksville, and could we come rescue the pets? So we drove down to Brooksville and picked up 1 human (Mom), 1 dog and 2 cats. Dad stayed with the car to get it to the repair shop first thing Monday morning.

Monday morning arrives, with a phone call from Dad stating that the computer in the car burned out, and a new one needs to be ordered, but they can't find any in the state of Florida. It must be ordered from Georgia. Estimated date of repair completion : Wednesday. This means I have my mother in my house for 2 1/2 days. Count 'em, people. 2 1/2 days of my mother dropping cleaning hints, eating hints, lifestyle hints and otherwise getting on my last nerve. Meanwhile, the part is supposed to be overnighted on Tues, and arrive on Wed. When Wed. arrives, the tracking number for the part states the part never left Georgia. Excuse me?? After many phone calls, it was determined the part is actually in Florida and should show up by noon. Sure 'nuf, around noon the mechanic starts work on installing the new computer. None too soon, since my sanity is now at a breaking point.

Fortunately, Big Dave and I had plans to go to a play on Wed evening, so we left the house, and when we returned, the 'rents had cleared out. But not before an additional note from my mother, which read in part, "Thank you for your hospitality. Found some franks and beans growing penicillin in your fridge. Didn't know what you wanted me to do with it, so I just threw it out. Hope you didn't want it for anything."

There are so many replies to this, I wouldn't know where to start, so instead I just tore the note into little pieces and went to bed.

I don't suppose I can boycott the holidays this year. Or can I?!?!?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

And the winner is...

Big Dave is this year's Pumpkin Carving Champion, with his touching portrayal of a pie eating contest gone bad. He has yet to collect his prize (1 wish granted by me), but he says he will need time to come up with a good one (which not only makes me highly suspicious by also slightly disconcerted). In the meantime, we thank you for taking the time to vote.

This Halloween was different for us. For the first time in many years, we did not go to Halloween Horror Nights or Howl-O-Scream. Instead, we went to the movies, then picked up some candy and headed for the town's main street, where the annual Trail of Treats was carried out in full regala. Kids decked out in their Halloween finest (or scariest or goriest) walked the street and begged candy from the local vendors on Main Street. Since Big Dave and I live too far out in the country to get any treaters, this year we decided to bring the treats to the kids. We picked a spot on the sidewalk, then waited for the kids to come to us. Unfortunately we underestimated the amount of candy we needed, so we ran out in about 15 minutes. But now we know how to plan better for next year. The most popular costumes seemed to be fairy princess/barbie-esque gowns for the girls, and either Transformers or Star Wars for the boys. One family dressed as pirates, from Mom and Dad as Captain and First Mate, to a little boy and girl (deck hands complete with disturbing scars) to their pug dog (a pirate wench). All that was missing was a parrot.

Speaking of winners, Congrats to President-elect Barrack Obama on his historic win. While this election was certainly one of the most heated and devisive, it also had the highest voter turnout in decades. Good news for democracy. I know a lot of people waited hours in line to vote, but certainly it was worth it. Americans have the opportunity to voice their opinion and choose their leaders - a right not shared by many people around the world. And while our system is not perfect, we are fortunate to have the ability to work towards changing what we don't like. What an amazing idea!