Why I Want To Live In Disney World

1. Clean up crews are provided for landscaping, bathrooms, and kitchens.
2. It's the happiest place on earth!
3. You can act like a kid, and no one will hold it against you.
4. You can eat like a kid, and no one will hold it against you.
5. Grown up worries like mortgages, insurance, and paying bills are non-existant within the Magic Kingdom.
6. Imagination is welcomed -- even encouraged.
7. Unlike travel in the real world, when you board a spacecraft or railroad at Disney, you arrive safely back where you started from -- with fewer delays and no lost luggage.
8. It's the only place on earth you can wear a hat with mouse ears, and not look like an idiot. Or care that you look like an idiot.
9. Everything is there for your amusement/enjoyment. If you don't like something, you can move on to the next thing.
10. Real world worries like war, poverty, and disease do not exist in Disney. Mickey Mouse will never grow old, Pluto will never go to that big Doghouse in the sky, and Donald Duck will never need anti-anxiety meds.