Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I'm An Idiot

This morning started out like any other day. I got up, I went to the bathroom, then I started getting dressed. Put my shirt on, put my pants on, then tried to put on my socks. Only they weren't fitting right. No matter how I angled my foot, I just could not get 'em on my feet. "Oh come on," I thought. "I've done this hundreds of times before. What is the issue here?!"

In exasperation, I sat down on the bed and took a look at my feet. Finally, I saw what the problem was.

I was trying to put my bra on my feet.

Perhaps I wasn't as well rested as I thought.

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