It's that time of year again! Welcome to our annual pumpkin carving contest, the new reality blog brought to you by the makers of canned pumpkin. Ummm Ummm Good.
This year's entries, lovingly created and prepared for your enjoyment, are titled as follows:
Entry #1: The American Taxpayer's Horror - now playing in Congress.
In the meantime, we're wishing everyone a HAPPY HALLOWEENIE! And remember: safety first. You should always volunteer to test the little kid's candy, to make sure it's safe for them. Three chocolate bars for you and one for them is a pretty fair system. Their little bodies can't handle the sugar like ours can. Their parents will thank you.
Entry #2: Aftermath of Pumpkin Pie eating contest - A public safety message.
As usual, you pick your favorite, then vote.
And based on some of the smart alek questions we've been getting, here's a brief Q&A to get you familiar with the process:
Q: Do I vote by Entry name or Entry number? 'Cause I'd like to use #1 and #2.
A: You can do either. Just so long as we can easily identify which one you like the best. Stating "I liked the pumpkin" is not specific enough and doesn't do anyone any good. And please, no bathroom humor.
Q: How do I cast my vote?
A: You could try osmosis. Or telekinesis. Or some other form of a 'sis. Or you could just send us an email or reply to this blog. Whatever works best for you. I recommend either the blog or email.
Q: What happens after my vote is cast?
A: Well, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch, travels to your house, and steals all your candy. He then will tell you stories about how he's tormented Charlie Brown all these years by not showing up on schedule. Or, maybe the vote is just recorded in our little book, and your email is erased. Could go either way. I'm not committing at this point.
Q: If I don't vote, will you never speak to me again?
A: Quite possibly. More than likely. Yeah, I'd say the chances are pretty good.
Just remember: One person, one vote. Unless you're from Chicago. Then you can vote as many times as you darn well please (apparently).
And don't worry. Katherine Harris will not be in charge of the voting process, so everything will be tallied correctly.
The polls are open until October 31st.
I'll announce the winner after Halloween. I might even post a photo of the winner doing the happy dance on my next blog. We'll see.
I'll announce the winner after Halloween. I might even post a photo of the winner doing the happy dance on my next blog. We'll see.
In the meantime, we're wishing everyone a HAPPY HALLOWEENIE! And remember: safety first. You should always volunteer to test the little kid's candy, to make sure it's safe for them. Three chocolate bars for you and one for them is a pretty fair system. Their little bodies can't handle the sugar like ours can. Their parents will thank you.
2 comments:
Number 2 please
Number 2 has my vote.
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