Yesterday I woke up about 4 am with a serious case of munchies, so I got out of bed and waddled to the fridge. Opening up the door, I noticed that the interior light did not come on. Huh, one more thing Dave'll have to fix. Nonplussed, I got out my bagel and cream cheese. Sliced the bagel, put it in the toaster, and pressed the lever. Stood by the toaster, waiting. I then noticed the clock on the stove was not lit. Great, yet something ELSE broken. Sighing, I turned my attention back to my bagel, which had not yet popped up. Strange, seems to be taking a long time, I thought. Waited another minute. Now I was getting annoyed. I started investigating the toaster. Discovered it was as cold as ice -- no heat, no toasting, no nothing. Now I was getting frustrated. After all, I just wanted a bagel -- not too much to ask for, right? So now our toaster is broken. Wonderful. That's when I noticed the house was a little cooler than normal. And the microwave light was out. And the power strip light was out.
Then it hit me. Wait a sec... could our power be out?
Well, DUH! I swear I am losing brain cells at an alarming rate. And I can't make it stop. Anyone willing to make a brain cell donation to a desperate pregnant woman?
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You aren't stupid. You are pregnant. The lady who sat in front of me at work (who I am pretty good friends with) just had her baby, and I got to witness, first hand, her IQ drop alarmingly. She was a pretty smart cookie, but being pregnant threw that RIGHT out the window.
The good news is, once the baby is born, you'll slowly regain use of your brain. Your sanity, however, is doomed.
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